Scum Signs!

Yorkshire St. Pauli are delighted to announce the capture of international sensation, The Athens Scum. Greg comes to the club on a deal which will see him work in our home city of Leeds and represent the club on an ambassadorial deal around Leodis.

We managed to catch up with an overjoyed Greg today, who was quoted as saying…

“I was a fan of YSP since the early 80’s. A childhood dream of joining my beloved Club has become true. I’d like to thank my agent, along with my parents and teachers who taught me hard work and made it possible for me to reach world class level. I give now a firm promise to the fans that the loads of euros and love that I have collected already will be paid back with interest inside the pitch”

The Scum will not be available in time for our friendly with United Glasgow FC, due to international clearance not being granted in time, however, he will aim to feature in the club’s plans onwards.